Dilberts Work Rules

Dilbert's Work Rules

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk. (This is also so true!)
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.