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Test your Brain

Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate.

        OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

 

1. What do you put in a toaster?
   The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else.Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,bread go to question 2.
   
   
2. Say silk five times. Now spell silk. What do cows drink?
   The answer is Cows drink water. If you said milk, please do not attempt the next question.Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World.If you said,water then proceed to question three.
   
   
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,what is a greenhouse made from?
   The answer is Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", What the heck are you still doing here reading this questions?Dang If you said glass,then go on to question four.
   
   
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany . Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany . Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine failed before he had time and the plane crashed smack in the middle of no man's land between East Germany and West Germany . Where did they bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany ?
   The answer is You don't bury survivors! If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
   
   
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
   The answer is One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.