SWEET JOKES

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole
Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so
many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis,
u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint. I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to
her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling
I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

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There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few will
catch ure heart pursue those