Visa matters a lot

Contributed by : Admin Added : 14 Jul 2009 Hits : 6 Sent : 2

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,' Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

Visitor Rating (5.00)

Wife's Cat

Contributed by : Admin Added : 18 Mar 2009 Hits : 10 Sent : 3

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day By driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

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The Dark Secret

Contributed by : Admin Added : 18 Mar 2009 Hits : 9 Sent : 1

He went home and when his mother greeted him, he frowned and said, I know the whole truth.His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, Just don't tell your father This worked so well for Timmy that he decided to see what he could get from his father.

Visitor Rating (3.00)

OH GOD, Please ! Make Me Women

Contributed by : Admin Added : 18 Mar 2009 Hits : 13 Sent : 1

"My son, I feel you have learned Your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."

Visitor Rating (4.00)

Sum-Of-Which Is 2

Contributed by : Admin Added : 18 Mar 2009 Hits : 9 Sent : 1

"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two." "Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four

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20 Years Jail

Contributed by : Admin Added : 18 Mar 2009 Hits : 10 Sent : 1

`Either you marry my daughter, or I`ll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, I would have been released today ...!!!

Visitor Rating (2.33)

Never go the HR Manager

Contributed by : Admin Added : 18 Mar 2009 Hits : 8 Sent : 1

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.