Some Funny SMS

funny sms

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI

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APPLE KAT'TA HOON KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HOON PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HOON WIFE SE

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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

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PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

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PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

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HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE,

MIND ME NAHI,

HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI

KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI

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JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna;
SURPRISE HAI !!

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Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le,
jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le,
khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale
to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..

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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".

Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ..........

"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

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Namaskar...
Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen
Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen
Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.

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Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.

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DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...

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Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
woh aankhon se war karti hai,
maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

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Zid Apni Na Chhodi
aur pyar bhara dil tod diya..!
kuchh paiso k liye
zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya.

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Chosing career is like chosing wife frm 10 grlfrens.

Evn if u pick most butiful,most intelligent,kindest woman,thr's still pain of losin 9!!

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Why dont dogs marry?
Bcoz-
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Bcoz...Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

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A Bevkuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi,
ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

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Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai
india ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, jahan bhi deewar milti hai log wahin moot jate hain....

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Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai.
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.

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When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirt.

when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, when boy licks he is tharkey.

when a girl falls down she is helped by so many people but if a boy falls everybody laughs.

STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN's WORLD.

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Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said:zara underwear dikhana.
Bhola:oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain

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Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."

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EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi
Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

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ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se
par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

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Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt
marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...

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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...

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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

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hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai
is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai

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I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most.
I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....