WANNA KNOW SOME FUNNY LOGICAL STUFF

Wanna Know Some Funny Logical Stuff??

If washington's wife went to Washington while washinton's washerwoman was Washington woolies. Tell me how many w's are there in all?
Ans : No W at all in "All"!!!
If I were in the sun and your were out of it, then what it would be?
Ans : Sin.... but ofcourse logically none can near sun
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?
Ans : His mother..
Wise code words... "Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me"
Ans : Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me..
If a man were born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and died in San Francisco, what is he?
Ans : Dead...
What asks no question but demands an answer?
Ans : Door bell or ringing telephone
What can run but can't walk?
Ans : Water...
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
Ans : Staircase
What is a zebra?
Ans : Horse with venetian blinds
What time is the same spelled backward or forward?
Ans : Noon...