Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
 
  Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
 
  Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
  Husband - hard disk full.
 
  Wife - have you brought the saree.
  Husband - Bad command or file name.
 
  Wife - but I told you about it in morning
  Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
 
  Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
  Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
 
  Wife - at least give me your credit card,
  i can do some shopping.
  Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
 
  Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
  Husband - data type mismatch.
 
  Wife - you are useless.
  Husband - by default.
 
  Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
  Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
 
  Wife - what is the relation between you & your
  Receptionist?
  Husband - the only user with write permission.
 
  Wife - what is my value in your life?
  Husband - unknown virus detected.
 
  Wife - do you love me or your computer?
  Husband - Too many parameters.
 
  Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
  Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
  Close.
 
  Wife - I will leave you forever.
  Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
 
  Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
  Husband - shut down the computer.
 
  Wife - I am going
  Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer