(9) A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park & when the Dinosaurs
start approaching he is cowering
in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar
kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies"Aadmi hoon aur akal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai lekin
voh to janwar hai,usko kya pata "

(10) Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks & he
takes along some wine &chicken
with him.Somebody stops him & asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke
baitheho?" Sardarji replies "Saali
train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

(11) Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he
gave the guy sitting opposite him on
the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy
was a barber, and he felt that for
20 rupees, the sardarji deserved moreservice.So, when the Sardarji
fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved
off his beard.When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and
he went home. Reaching home,
he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw themirror.
Said his wife "What's the
matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and
woken up someone else"

(12) Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees &
started thanking God.A passerby saw
him & asked,"Your donkey is missing;what are you thanking God for
?"Sardarji replied,"I am thanking
Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that
time,otherwise I would have been missing too."

(13) Sardarji got the 4th child.He fills data in the birth
certificate-Mother: Sikh,Father: Sikh,Kid:Chinese.
"How come you write" Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah,
Sardarji read a newspaper,it says
that every 4th person born on the planet is chinese.

(14) Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent
for his friend Banta.As BantaSingh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's
frail condition grew worse,and he motioned frantically forsomething to
write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and pieceof paper, and
Santa used hislast ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he
died.Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then,so
he slipped it into his jacket pocket.Days later, at the funeral, Banta
singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the
same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died."You know," he said,
"Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but
knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us
all."He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my
oxygen tube!"

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