SANTA'S SMS JOKE
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SANTA'S SMS JOKE
1) Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ? Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service
2) Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
3) A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....
4) Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
5) Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
6) A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.
7) Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
8) Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime
