santa & his friend

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Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
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Santa Banta - SMS - Santa Banta Jokes

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 29 Mar 2009  Hits : 10  Sent : 2
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santa jokes

Contributed by : janvi kapoor  Added : 29 Mar 2009  Hits : 10  Sent : 1

Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

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Santa Working On Computer

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 17 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 1

How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....

1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option

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SantaBanta And Football

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 10

"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
karenge!!!!!!!!!"

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Letter to Mr.Bill Gates from Banta singh

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 2

We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So,

we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.

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Sardarji Kidnapping a Child, sardarji jokes

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 7  Sent : 2

A Sardar Ji was living hand to Mouth. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

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Santa's Adopted Son

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 0

We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able
to communicate with my child.


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Gaddhe ..Ke ..Peecche.. Gadha - Santa Banta

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 1

Principal : " Santa Singhji what nonsense are you telling these students,"GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".

Santa Singh : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of assassination.:-
 "Ass-Ass-I-Nation"


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BANTA IN THE BAR

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Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.

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With Regards,Sardarji

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 5  Sent : 1

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Sardarji And An American

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 1

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

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Smile Please, Santa banta jokes

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 5  Sent : 1

Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
"I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

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Sardarni's Letter

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 7  Sent : 1

This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and havent seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

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Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 1

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

 

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Punjab Airways

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Deadly PJ, Sardar joke

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 20  Sent : 1
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Collection Of Sardar Jokes...

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 2
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Sardar jokes

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 1
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SARDAR DETECTIVE?

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 1
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Banta in Paris

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Santa Singh takes the Exam

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Santa Again..

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Please Give One More Chance

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Santa-Banta Jokes

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 41  Sent : 6
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Java Interview By Banta !

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Fastest thing in the world Interesting

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Just A Joke

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SANTA & CURTAINS

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SANTA'S SMS JOKE

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Three Surdarjis in Singapore

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 7  Sent : 1
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New Chairman

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Laloo Prsad ko Lal Zandee

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Santa Banta - SMS - SMS Collection

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 1
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Santa, German and Pakistani

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 5  Sent : 1

A Santa, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. Santa smiled and said, 'Tie the Pakistani to my back'

!!! 'SINGH IS KING'

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Sardar Ji Blast

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