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Santa Banta Sms
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha
Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.
Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written.. BC 1760!
Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k?
Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.. but how much is DRIVING salary?
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha
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Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
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Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
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Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.
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Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
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Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written.. BC 1760!
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Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k?
Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.. but how much is DRIVING salary?
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
NEXT>>
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