Sant Kabeer Vs Software Engg.
Sant Kabeer Vs Software Engg.
Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye, Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye .
SE : Coding kar kar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye, Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.
Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye.
SE : Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye, Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.
Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye , Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye.
SE : Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.
Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye , Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye.
SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye , Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.
Kabir : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye , tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye.
SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye , Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.
Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye, Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye .
SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye, client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..
Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein, Log Hanse Tu Roye , Aise Karni Na Kari, Pache Hanse Sab Koye .
SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye, Aisi karni na kari, tu hase client roye...
Kabir : Dukh Mein Simran Sab Kare, Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye , Jo Sukh Mein Simran Kare, Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye.
SE : Rush hour mein kaam sab karen, routine mein kare na koye, jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.
Kabir : Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye , Vaid Bichara Kya Kare, Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye
SE : Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye, kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.
Kabir : Maala To Kar Mein Phire, Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin, Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Simran Nahin.
SE : Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin , Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin ..
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