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PATNI KA KHAT
Ek patni ne apne pati ko khat likha. Unhone khat likhte samay kahin bhi viram chinh(full stop) nahin lagaya. Khat likhne ke Baad jab unhein is vishay mein dhyan aata hai to woh jaldi-jaldi andaze se viram chinh laga deti hain. To woh khat is prakar hai:
Priye,
Saadar Pranam. Aapne kai dinon se koi khat nahin likha meri saheli Pooja ko. Naukri se nikaal diya hai hamari gai ne. Bachra diya hai uncle ji ne. Cigarette pini shuru kar di hai maine. Bahut khat likha par tum nahin aaye kabootar ke bache. Billi kha gaye hai ghee. Chutti se aate samay le aana ek khoobsoorat aurat. Meri saheli ban gayi hai Manisha Koirala. Is waqt T.V. par dance kar rahi hai hamari murgi.Bech di hai tumhari maa. Tumhein yaad karti hai padosan.Mujhe tang karti hai hamari jamin. Sarson ug aai hai chacha ji ke sir pur. Phora ho gaya hai mere paun mein. Chot lag gayi hai tumhari chitthi ke intezaar mein.
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