Nurses, Please Don't Mind.......
Nurses........ Please Don't Mind.......
It is surprising to hear that nurses end up in heaven.
The conspiracy theory is that Women came from Venus and Men came from Mars to the planet Earth.
Now, Men are gradually climbing back to be with The Almighty.We have learnt that God created humans in His image.We address God as He, Him & His...
So, logically it is correct to say Men are indeed like God..
Now, Mars is farther away from Sun and far away from Earth. Venus is closer to Sun than Earth.
So, Men are trying to go to Venus, then Mercury and ultimately be anihilated by Sun(The Almighty, one and only largest source of energy to the entire Universe.)
So, the conspiracy theory is that Women have to pull Men down and prevent them from rising to higher planets or even reach heaven to be with God.
When women are so busy in accomplishing this task, one wonders how they landed in heaven??
Moreover, St. Peter certainly cannot tolerate to be even closure to women. Unless this fictional character at the gates of heaven is a moderate St. Peter.
Peace
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO." St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"
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