JUST A JOKE

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
   He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d  complement"
   
   
2. How do you recognize a Sardar in School? 
   He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases board.
   
   
3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
   
   
4.  Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from  a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
   
    
5. Teacher Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
    Saradji They were 4 best friends..! 
   
   
6. Sardar to Shopkeeper - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne FlagDikhaya,
   Sardar - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
   
    
7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? 
   Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a  conclusion: 
   I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
   
   
8. Sardar Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying. 
   When a Person asked what he was doing. He replied Oye! Higher Studies Yaar.
   
   
9. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her,
     "  I LOVE U SISTER."
   
   
10. What is Common between Krishna ,Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus?
    Sardar ji Replied All are born on Government Holidays. 
    
    
11. Santa  That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,Farmer Yes, it's a Jersey
    Santa   Oh, I thought it was its Skin
    
    
12.  Sardar son O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
     Sardar        Why are you praying for that? 
    Sardar Son That is what I have written in my exam.
    

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