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Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

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How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....

1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option

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"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
karenge!!!!!!!!!"

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We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So,

we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.

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A Sardar Ji was living hand to Mouth. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

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We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able
to communicate with my child.

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Principal : " Santa Singhji what nonsense are you telling these students,"GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".

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Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

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Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
"I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

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This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and havent seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 16 Mar 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 1

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

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A Santa, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. Santa smiled and said, 'Tie the Pakistani to my back'

!!! 'SINGH IS KING'

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