Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway stations.
Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.
Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Ahmed says, "Look at your sign.
It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'
Britons who see that, do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money.
You will still have no job and a large family.
Now look at my sign."
It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'
Britons who see that, do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money.
You will still have no job and a large family.
Now look at my sign."
So Hamid looks at Ahmed's sign:
"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan."
"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan."
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