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Santa Banta joke

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 25 Feb 2009  Hits : 1  Sent : 1

Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

Freshmen versus seniors

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 20 Feb 2009  Hits : 2  Sent : 1

Freshman: Is never in bed past noon. Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

College Prayer

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 20 Feb 2009  Hits : 5  Sent : 2

O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy' And probably won't until the day I die.

A student's request for extra money

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 20 Feb 2009  Hits : 1  Sent : 2

The prayer said before finals

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 20 Feb 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 1

Don't Pity Me at All, Just Lay My Bones In the Study Hall.

Taking the final exam

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 0

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week.

Final examination

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 2

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

Final college exam

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 3

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

Two friends

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 2  Sent : 1

Two friends anoop & suneet meet each other after completing their exam

Strict Professor

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 4  Sent : 1

An Economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam. Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, 'Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell.'

Anything to pass the exams

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 3  Sent : 0

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

Buy your grade

Contributed by : Admin  Added : 19 Feb 2009  Hits : 5  Sent : 0

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students

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