Hume to aadat hai Hasane ki

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.

Jatt Proposes to a Girl
Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda.

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani
Humne piyaaa ha tum bhi piyo.

Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo

Aati thi Jaati thi
Hasti thi Hasati thi
Dekhti thi Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi Bhagati thi
Ab pata chal sali bevakuf banati thi

Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao
Gud Nite

Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Nazneenon se Dilnasheenon se
Jaannasheenon se Par inhe kaun bachaye
hum kameeno se!!!

Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?
Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!

Zindagi mein hamesha muskurate raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorat hai.
Zindagi jio is andaz mein ke tumhe dekhkar sab kahen…
Zindagi kitni Khoobsurat hai!!