How Different Companies Leveraging COW
How Different Companies Leveraging COW !
INFOSYSism: You have 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus and send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism: GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
DELLism: Intel has a goat. Samsung has a camel. You buy milk from both and sell it as cow’s milk.
IBMism: You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent, small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism: You have a cow. You force the world to buy milk from you. You spend 1 million dollars to feed poorer cows.
INTELism: Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows and wonder why they don’t run fast.
SUNism: You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism: You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
SAPism: You don’t have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEism: You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism: You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world’s thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism: Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2. Stay on the line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism: You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
GEism: You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism: You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism: You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
Visitor Rating (0.00) 
This mail has sent to you because the sender considers you to be a friend. If you think you have received this mail in error and do not wish to receive such mails in the future, you can report it as an abuse here and we will intimate the sender.
