Good ones!!
Good Ones!!
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST...
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!
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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
marriage, it is love;
After marriage it is self-defense.
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs
ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat.
Laloo: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Laloo: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoo
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