Gabbar...!
Gabbar...!
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar
software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai who loot-maar software? Last
date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software
banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
PortalBuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on
a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a
laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne
freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands
bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho
gaya."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment
dega aur increment bhi?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi." [Snatches an X
terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi hai."
[logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab
tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation likh!
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