These Lines are funny.....
These Lines are funny.....
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:09:52 -0700 (PDT)
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
gaya...aur main...SWARGWASI...
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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
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its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and
then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
***************************************
Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
gaya...aur main...SWARGWASI...
*************************************
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
**************************************
its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and
then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
***************************************
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
***************************************
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
***************************************
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
*************************************
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
*************************************
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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