SMS: Funny

SMS:Funny

Ant: "What is your age?"
Elephant: "I am 5 years old."
nt: "Such a young age and such a huge body."
Elephant: "Tan ki shakti man ki shakti Bournvita!
Elephant: "What is your age?"
Ant: "I am 18 years old."
Elephant: 18 years and such a small body you look young.
Ant: Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!
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Once a mother told her daughter,
"when you pick up the phone or somebody calls you alwayes ask if there is any massage to be left over?"
Next day a phone rang and the daughter picked up the phone.
Daughter: "Hello! who is it?"
Caller : "Is Surjit there?"
Daughter: "Sorry! it's a wrong number but still would you like to leave any massage?"
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Once mad man tells another mad man that there is a war between India and Bharat.
Other mad man: "Why should we worry? We live in Hindustan .
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Shehar ki gali main paan ki dukaan
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Paro boli shukriya bhaijaan…
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Teacher to Student, "Are pants singular or plural?"
Student, "They're singular on top and plural at the bottom"
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aisa hai dostana hamara,
main kishti to kinara,
mai dhanush tu teer
mai matar tu paneer
mai baarish tu badal
mai rajma tu chawal
to hot mai cool
mai april tu fool
happy fool's day
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Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi,
Woh RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja,
Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.
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Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!
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Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush