Fastest thing in the world Interesting

Fastest Thing In The World Interesting

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

Interviewer :Which is the fastest Thing In The World?

Yale guy      :Its light, nothing can travel faster than light

Harvard Guy :It's the Thought b'cos thought is so fast it comes
                   instantly in your mind.

Mit Guy        :Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

Santa Singh :Its Loose motion

Interviewer   :(Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) WHY?

Santa Singh :Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
             the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK,
             BLINK, or TURN On THE LIGHTS, it was over