• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. 
 
• Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. 
  
• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
 
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 
 
• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ! 
  
 
• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day 
 
• Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... 
 
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman 

• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it 
 
• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir