Corporate Lingo
Corporate Lingo
COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you.CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up
well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your
first day.SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.DUTIES WILL VARY:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:
We have no quality control.CAREER-MINDED:
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).APPLY IN PERSON:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has
been filled.NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:
We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just
a legal formality.SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You'll need it to
replace three people who just left.PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:
You're walking into a company in perpetual
chaos.REQUIRES PROJECT LEADERSHIP SKILLS:
You'll have the responsibilities of a
manager, without the pay or respect
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