Laloo Prsad ko Lal Zandee

Preeto : Rel mantree Laluprasad ko LalZandee deekhanee hogee!

Jeeto : Kyoo..kya hua...fir kuchh alpslap bole kya..???

Preeto : Aree Ranee MukarG...Alapsalp bolte rahte he tb tak thik he.. Ab to AlapSlap karnewale he...!

Jeeto : Kyaa...Batavo bhee jaldi...

Preeto : Ab Vo Videshi Soudgaro ke Hathkande bante...Desh ki Historical Nagari ke namo se chalti huee Train ke Nam badlkar..... "Pepsi Cola Ex."..Coco Cola" Exp...Lux Ex...Nam Rakhane ki soch rahe he!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Jeeto :DaduG kahte he ki.........Ab Desh kee Praj ko,Yuva peedheeo ko Jagne k samay aa gya he Ye Nam badlane se fir jo Krodo ka munafa hoga.... Vo Pepsi-Cola-Lux bechnewali Videshi Co. ko hee milega...!

Preeto : He Bhgvan..Vahe Guru....He Matadee..... . Hamare Desh ko lutnewale Videshi Asuro" ka sanhar karo!

Jeeto :DaduG kahte he ki........Hum uthte he tb se...Colegate- Brush,BrookBnd- Lipton tea se lekr...Dinabhar Videshi Cheejo ka eestemal karte rahte...Hamree Kamaee ka 50% paise Videshi Co. me dete he...Ab...Medicaal. ..Insurence. .Relway me ghuskar "Badee Dakaiti"?

Preeto : Aur Ye Laloo Prsad to Dolatkhan jaise "Deshi Dakit" nikle... Americawalo agar Haath milaye to Heere ki Anguthee dete he! America ne 5/50 Spoil Students ko kya Lalloo ke pas paadhne bheje Laloo Prasad Pepsi-Cola me Pighal gaye..!

Jeeto : DaduG khte he ki...... Ek taraf sarkr Hamree "Sanskrutik Virasat" k gourav badhane.. Bombay...ko Mumbai..Madras Ko Chennai, Benglore ko Bengluru Culkatta ko Kolkatta.... Dilhi ko Indrprasth.. Amdavad ko Krnavati Nam dete....Train chala rahee he.....


[1] Avntica Ex.... Indore se Mumbai
[2] Karnavati Ex...
[3] Avdh Ex.
[4] Maghadh ex.
[5]Sayaji ex...etc
Usko...Ye..Pepsi- Cola,Lux. ....ex nam kaise sohege?

Preeto : Chal nikal Laloo ka No.....SMS karo... "LallooG Biharee Rabdee hee pite raho... Pepsi-Cola se Dur raho..
Varna....... American "PretLok" ki ticket cut jayegee

Jeeto : Ha.......... Haaaaaaaaaaaa. ....Haaaaaaaaaaa aaa